I’m reading Hamlet for literature
And I just read the line “Holla, Bernardo!”
AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
Person: I hate musicals
Person: They're so gay
Cop: Can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble out of nowhere: HE HAD IT COMIN'
i can’t believe people get so angry about a bisexual spider-man. whatever. have your shitty bi/homophobic opinions. you’re an asshole anyway. i just can’t believe you’re robbing everyone of all the glorious ‘swings both ways’ jokes